Thin air not cold air

The cellar's too warm, so I ordered an air conditioner from a company in County Durham about 2hrs drive from here. It was dispatched by courier for delivery today and...

... and the carrier's lost it.

They're sending another one. It'll be here tomorrow. (allegedly)

Also making a non appearance was our new member of staff.

Also the bedrooms won't be ready until the end of the month. That's assuming everything goes exactly to plan.

In short, not a good day.